k k k ...got reprimanded by guybrush for biasness after he read yesterday's post. now i have to think of good categories of guys. its going to be tough but i'll try.

On second thoughts, its going to be so difficult I might as well categorise girls.

The Bitch
Ex-girlfriends fall most definately into this category. Rings and smses her ex-bf whenever he is with his new squeeze. Gossips with malice. Snubs people with no value and is a bootlicker. Girls who talk too much fall in this cateogory too.

The Auntie
Interestingly enough, aunties label each other aunties. I know of two such individuals who think the other is very aunty, but the truth is they both are. Unaware of their behaviour. Probably wears purple tops with flowery design. Looks older than they really are. Loud but just an empty vessel.

The Guai Girl
See Decent guy - his girlfriend, except that she will never pounce on him. Squirms when any sexual topic is discussed. Quite boring. Sometimes wakes up early on Sunday morning to help dear mummy do housework.

The Innocent Outer Coating
Has a good mix of male and female friends. Participates in sexual discussion but never hints of any personal experience. Never looks at Durex at 7-11 but surfs the website. Can tell you the difference between Extra Safe and Close Fit. Restraint but has a knack for delibrately breaking rules.

The Easy One
Peppers her speech with F*** and holds her ciagreete at the tip of her fingers. Lights up at every oppourtunity to show that she smokes. S*** is pre-school language for her. Clocking up different guys in bed is like collecting Olypmic gold medals to her, the more the merrier. Is probably stick thin.

The Dumb ones
Do not want to be racist but are probably from a certain darker coloured race. Spends without thinking and is always waiting for pay day by the second week of the month. Everything she does has her bf this, her bf that. Chances are that she has a lot of like minded gfs. Quite a pain to have to listen to them talk.

The Fleeting one
The one all the sore losers one but will never get. Chic and cool but is probably only pining for a certain bastard. Has a million and one activity. Jill of all trades but master of none. Will one day settle for the loser when she becomes auntie.


Thats it. Whatever.