Guys and MCP

Yesterday, I painted Alboy fingernails. They are now glossy. The mark of a metrosexual man, I like.

How many guys will actually allow a girl to paint their fingernails? I swear that Alboy would even allow me to paint his nails pink. He thinks its no big deal.

Guys are strange really. They all have a tinge of MCPness in them, regardless whether they allow you to paint their nails. Take Alboy for instance, paint his nails I can, but I never get to drive his car. Guys who let you drive their car will not let you paint their nails. I hate it most when some guys think they are always correct, or want to have the last word in a conversation.

A long time ago, a guy that I was dating would call me regularly. We talked till there was nothing in common to talk about. In hindsight, we did not share similar taste and our interests somewhat differs. The conversation always landed up like this - Someone would pick a category, say fruits, and we would each take turns to list whatever that's in the category.

It always goes like this.
Me : "Apple"
Him: "Orange"
Me: "Pear"
Him: "Mango"
...

You get the drift. It was senseless. Very dumb. He would not give up, and neither would I. I hated to be the losing one because I cannot stand fuelling his MCP. Usually, we go on and on. It made it even dumber that it usually was an overseas call. He was paying for the call so I didn't gripe about it too much. Needless to say, we eventually broke up and I have not spoken to him since. No point, really.

Sometimes I wonder if its the testosterone at fault for their MCPs. It is a fact that girls are attracted to the testosterone. We will not like a sissy guy. We lament that MCP guys piss us off but I think a tinge of MCP in guys make them sexy. What I hate most are empty vessels making the most noise. Some guys talk like they know it all, but they really are full of crap. I hate guys who talk to you for a motive too. I have had conversations with guys who later whipped a condom out of their wallets.

Again I quote from Zee and Justin, two 25 yr old hot blooded males
- " All guys are potential rapist"
- " All guys are bastard"

- "All guys watch porn" This came from me.

Feeling disturbed

Post was removed because the writer is no longer dwelling on the issue..

The Baton.

KNNCCB! Kena Tagged from GJ.

Total volume of music files on my computer:

3.82MB. Deleted everything in my thinkpad. Its all in the other computer.

The last CDs I bought were:
I cannot remember! Have been leaching on others.

Song playing right now:
Weird Al Yankovic - The Saga begins
Five songs I listen to a lot, or that mean a lot to me:
BeeGees - First of May. For some reason, it always makes me feel like crying.Akon - Mr Lonely.Usher - My BooJustin Timberlake - Its getting hot in here. Safri Duo - All their songs.

The baton is now passed to:
Moi
Atomzed
Blackhole36

Watched Star Wars

Watched Star Wars today and had a free meal.

Star Wars was too much hype. Tons of special effect and it mainly was to conclude the saga. George Lucas had us all nicely twirled around his little finger.

Free meal at this fish place which looked a lot like Fish and Co at 5th floor at PS. Gosh, I can't even remember the name of the place. Its right by the escalator. We walked in delighted that some eating place was still serving at 10.30pm. I asked when the last order was and the manager chirpily replied, "oh, we area not open yet". He then led us to our seats and told us that the food is free and we can order all that we like. It was kind of unbelievable. It felt strange at first, as if they will poison our food but I was way too hungry to really care. So, I ordered my fish and ate it. Its really like fish and co. However, because the meal was free, I feel obliged to do a little publicity for them. Go try them. 5th floor PS, right by the escalator, next to Kopitiam.

Need to go eat icecream now.

Should I go Zouk tomorrow?

ML has invited me but it seems like I might not be able to make it despite having no plans.
I am terrible at making tons of excuses, but they are in some way valid.

I need to swim after work. I swim every work day. Almost. At least 4 times a week. I skipped Monday because I went to the Tangs sale which I bought only one green top which i cannot wear because I need to alter the straps first. This means I have to swim tomorrow. Have have Have. Yes, I am that compulsive.

I had planned to cut my hair after that, which is dumb because this would mean I would have to get my hair washed 3 times within 3 hours. First at the pool, then at the hair dresser, than at home to wash off the rubbish they always have to apply on the hair after they cut it. This would also mean that by time I cut my hair, it would be at least 9pm., which makes me too late to meet ML at Zouk.

Complicated siah.

It gets more complicated. I would have to look reasonably fashionable to step into Zouk. This is impossible if I go directly from work. I would never make it in time even if I skip my swim and haircut.

Anyhow I hate the smoke enough to give Zouk a pass.

I like this song

Damnit, I am blogging at work.
Has not been a good day. No one seems to be talking to anyone else. I guess everyone is tired out waiting for the freaking long weekend to arrive.
Thats the woes of being a silly Corporate rat. You be stuck at it for the next 40 years. The though of it totally petrifies me.
So bloody irritated. I didn't sleep well. Try sleeping when some over-ambitious person tries to wake up too early and as a result, snoozes for one whole hour. Its impossible to sleep when the stupid phone beeps every five minute. I am the kind of person who will meticulously calculate the time I should wake up and sleep till the very last second. Its frustrating.
I need more entertainment. Seem to be stuck in a mindless events of things.
I heard this song on radio, it summarizes the whole Star Wars series into 5 minutes. Its to the tune of .."my my oh american pie...."
Someone please tell me what song is it. Nm, I goggled and found it. Love this song.

A long long time ago
in a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...
Oh my my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I know who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy
We started singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy"
He was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy
And I was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We were singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

Hungry

9.30pm Friday night and I am blogging. I was meant to be out!

My stomach is so queasy, it has been the whole week in fact. Eating too little at lunch did me in. I had been eating free food that was meant for the customers at my office. It used to be enough but there was a sudden surge of people recently. As a result, I eat not enough. I do not eat a proper lunch after that because it would make me overly bloated.

I still have zero food in my stomach now. Its feels miserable.
I told my parents not to buy my dinner thinking I would be out of the house eating dinner by now.
Alboy flew my aeroplane so now here I am starving. It was expected, but I didn't think it would happen. If you get what I mean. Its hard to think when your blood sugar level is low.

*grits teeth* needs to go find ice cream to eat.

Yeah. Yeah Yeah

Ok, this is going to be short and fast because I am darn tired. I was going to procrastinate it yet again but decided otherwise.
I have so many things I want to blog about!! I am like a boiling cauldron of hot soup!!

Like how I spent 2 hours on the bus on Saturday Night. I almost suffocated to death in the bus. I hate it when bus drivers deliberately driver slow, it makes the bus jerk. Oh btw, the trip was from YCK to Jurong. So no fun.

I also wanted to complain on how I spent another 2 hours locked inside Nokia care center to get my phone repaired. The service is terrible. The customer service reps were all bengs and lians or had a very agonizing look on their face. I had 2 whole hours to scrutinise everyone of them. Will elaborate more when I do not feel like I need to go sleep.

Eating so much Dim Sum on Sunday was worth a mention too but it will pass.

I just wanted to say that I am so happy today. Remember very little makes me happy.
I met up with Yumin, Justin and Desmond. It was great! We had dinner at Scotts. Nice and cheap.
We had a very healthy conversation going at dinner too. We bitched about plenty of things but the conclusion was

I quote

"All guys are potential rapists" - Justin, 24, Full-blooded male
"All guys are bastards. All girls should be wary" - Desmond, 24, yet another full blooded male.

Guys, you finally made some sense after all these years. What took you so long?

I am so very happy because all three of them though that I grew taller. Ain't that the best thing in the world? I am thoroughly convinced my heels were not that high. I need to go take my height. For some strange reason, they also thought that I applied lipstick. GJ passed the same comment too when he met me. I'm sure my lips are not all that kissable right. Ahhaaaaa.

So happy. I realized that I talk to Alboy only 10 mins a day, and much of it is dead air and sound fillers but I don't really care. I should really meet up with my friends more.

Its a warm day

I have so many things to blog, so many thoughts to verbalize but I either am too tired or get too lazy.

It was a good day today, I didn't go to the office but was instead horsing around at a tradeshow. My feet ache from standing 8 hours today but change from routine work is good.

I found that I really like fish soup. My mum makes the most wonderful fish soup. I have been having fish soup like 3/4 times a week. Its fantastic, totally healthy and absolutely wonderful. I consider myself healthy. I have fish like 4 times a week, a lot of fish each time too. Its all nicely boiled. I swim like 4 times a week. I also eat ice cream everynight. How lovely is that. *hugs myself*

I had wanted to complain about guys like GJ after reading his post. No offence dude. I just do not understand how guys expect so much out of a girl. He already has a mould of her and all the other girls simply pale in comparison. Its so sickening. If it were Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise blogging, I might be more understanding. They are gorgeous but come on, most guys are so damn fudgy. Its a different story if you are rich or have a penthouse the size of Remy Shaw's. If you the average plain joe, please go smack urself on the wall.

I bought tickets to StarWars. Its not premiering till 19th May but I bought tickets at midnight on the 1st of May. There wasn't even a queue. I was expecting people all dressed like darth vader or clutching light sabers snaking a Q. But it was so quiet. The force is weak. I was first at the box office when the lady went , "Our first show is on 19th May 11am, 2 tickets?" I was like ,"hmmm...no, 2 tickets for 21st May 7pm instead"
She must have thought that I escaped from woodbridge.

Its sweltering hot these days. MM Lee, please aircondition the whole of Sg. So warm so warm.

2 more days to weekend.

12 more days to the next p.hol. All hang on in.